Bared to You - Sylvia Day Kind of like Fifty Shades of Grey with better characters, much better writing and everything makes sense. Or maybe it's not like Fifty Shades at all. Just Bared to You by Sylvia Day.

“Apparently part of the reason they waited so long was because the man was a better lay when he was asleep,” he said dryly. “And if that’s not a killer blow to the ego, I don’t know what is.”
[Eva] stared at [Gideon]. “Well, shit.”
“I know, right?”

I find this really funny coming from Gideon :))